Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Dispenser



The Monkey Wizz synthetic urine belt kit by Serious Monkey Business is one of the best synthetic urine dispensing systems on the market. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box! Comes complete with over 3½ oz (100ml). of the highest quality synthetic toxin and disease free urine available, attached to an adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt.

Unlike the Monkey Dong, the Monkey Whizz is a Uni-sex device designed in such a way where the tubes can be cut at any desired length.

What's in the box:

1 x Adjustable cotton elastic belt strap and urinator kit with Temperature Strip

1 x 3.5 oz (100ml) Synthetic Urine Pre-mixed and loaded in the kit

2 x Organic Heat Pads

Instructions for Use:

  1. Open up the head pad and remove the adhesive backing
  2. Give the head pad a couple of good shakes to get it working. Stick the head pad TO THE BAG between the bag and the belt.
  3. Wrap the Monkey Whizz around your waist under ALL your clothing, with the temperature strip touching your skin and the tube pointing to the floor.
  4. Wear the kit for approximately 1 hour before use. The target temperature SHALL read 96 - 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
  5. On the day of use, close the white clips and cut the end of the tube to the required length.
  6. When ready to discharge urine, unfasten the white clips and drain the contents onto the desired object.

Tips for Success:

  • DO not keep checking temperature. This will cool down your sample.
  • Once open, the heat pad will typically function for 8 hours.
  • Only use the heat pad once, and one heat pad per application
  • Ensure the bladder bag is touching your skin
  • This product is not designed to be refilled.
  • Wear a belt which makes some noise whilst unbuckling. This will hide the sound of the white clips as you open and close.