Monkey Dong Synthetic Urine Dispenser + Quick Fix


The best synthetic urine dispensing device and synthetic urine on the planet packaged together! Buy together and save! Shipped fast every business day by express post. Don’t leave it to chance.


Monkey Dong

The Monkey Dong is the best synthetic urine strap-on dispenser on the market that's very affordable with a price lower than any other of our competitors! You've seen all the rest, now it's time to buy the best!

What's in the box:

1 x Monkey Dong Strap-on urinating device (Choose Color Above)
4 x Heat Packs
1 x Freeze Dried packet of synthetic urine
1 x Refilling Syringe


Quick Fix

The Quick Fix synthetic urine is premixed laboratory urine designed to protect your privacy during a urinary drug (THC, marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, pollutants) test or drugs test.

The Quick Fix is unisex so a male or female can use it to pass a drug test. To ensure passing a urinalysis, the Quick Fix contains all the ingredients normally found in urine and is balanced for pH, specific gravity, creatinine, and several other urine characteristics.

The Quick Fix bottle comes with an attached temperature strip and heating pad to ensure the sample is at body temperature. The Quick Fix contains 60mL of synthetic urine batch 6.2. Formula 6.2 is the newest batch released in 2020.



  1. Use a belt which makes some noise while unbuckling. The easy clip valve clip make a very subtle popping sound as it is opened and closed.

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